2024 No F*cking Excuses Fitness Tracker: 12-Month Planner to Crush Your Workout Goals & Get Shit Done Monthly (Thru December 2024) (Calendars & Gifts to Swear By)

Get organized, cut the bullsh*t, and crush your f*cking goals this year with this hilarious softcover fitness planner!

Sometimes you just need to suck it the hell up, laugh it off, and get that workout f*cking done. This 2024 flexi spiral organizer will help you stay on top of your fitness goals like a kick-*ss coach. With a fresh, no bullsh*t approach, this workout planner is packed with a year of simple, easy-to-use fitness trackers and dated grids to hold you accountable every day. Featuring hilarious and motivational swears, lots of d*mn stickers, progress trackers, and exercise logs, this year-long engagement calendar is the perfect reminder to get moving―no f*cking excuses allowed! 

This workout accessory is small enough to throw in a gym bag or to give as a holiday stocking stuffer, the perfect Christmas or inspirational gift for men or women, or to keep for yourself!

12-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (JANUARY – DECEMBER 2024)

Two planner sticker sheets with 240 funny and practical swear word journal stickers for adults with quality adhesive6″ x 8″ paperback planner with double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing and flexible, durable coverMonthly and weekly calendar spreads with ample writing space and habit trackersCustomizable weekly fitness logs to track the details of every workout and watch your progress, perfect as a running or weight training journalMonthly goal setting pages, to-do sections, and funny motivational phrasesElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperHolidays and observancesYear at a glance

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2024 No F*cking Excuses Fitness Tracker (January – December 2024)

Crush your d*mn goals with goal setting, weekly workout logs, and progress and habit trackersGet organized with a year of monthly and weekly calendar grids and plenty of writing space for to-do lists, appointments, and moreCut the bullsh*t with funny, motivational swears and 240 stickers to help you laugh through the burn all year longIncludes smudge-free, FSC certified paper for easy writing, plus elastic band closure and durable but flexible softcover with spiral binding

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Seize the d*mn day with a funny 2024 organizer! Filled with profanity and lots of f*cking stickers, this blunt and hilarious engagement planner inspires you to say it like it is and get sh*t done. It’s time to conquer your d*mn year! This irreverent 2024 planner is filled with funny motivation, goal setting, and stickers to help you get organized, blow off some steam, and get sh*t done! Take charge of your year and accomplish your f*cking goals with this profane and empowering 2024 planner filled with hilarious inspiration and tons of stickers. Design a life you f*cking love and get your sh*t together! Crush your d*mn goals with this motivating and hilarious fitness planner! Packed with workout and habit trackers, stickers, and lots of foul-mouthed encouragement, this 2024 organizer will make sure you feel the f*cking burn! Get your sh*t together with over 500 hilarious and motivational stickers for adults! Perfect for accessorizing your planner, journal, scrap book or vision board! Cut through life’s bullsh*t with your daily dose of swearing! This funny 2024 desk calendar will help you get real, blow off some steam, and laugh through the year with zero f*cks given!

Publisher ‏ : ‎ Sourcebooks
Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 1, 2023
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 160 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1728268117
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1728268118
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 11.6 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 1.5 x 8.38 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #732,467 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #1,034 in Self-Help & Psychology Humor #1,039 in Personal Time Management #2,051 in Weight Loss Diets (Books)
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